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Doua babe citeau ziarul:
- Auzi tu, zice una, doua babe violate in Ferentari!
- Si noi stam ca proastele in Titan!
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- Chelner!
- Da, domnule?
- Poti sa-mi mai prajesti putin puiul? Imi mananca toata salata!
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- Ioane, cum se zice corect: funicular sau furnicular?
- La ce?
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O rata intra intr-un bar...
Rata: Aveti paine?
Barman: Nu, imi pare rau.
Rata: Aveti paine?
Barman: Nu.
Rata: Aveti paine?
Barman: Doar ti-am spus! Nu!
Rata: Aveti paine?
Barman: Nuuu!
Rata: Aveti paine?
Barman: Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu, Nu!!!!!!
Rata: Aveti paine?
Barman: Daca indraznesti sa ma mai intrebi inca odata, iti bat
ciocu-n cuie de bar!!
Rata: Aveti cuie?
Barman: Nu.
Rata: Aveti paine?
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Two guys are moving about in a Walmart when their carts collide
One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight ass.
What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours.
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