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Old 25 Oct 2006, 03:01   #1
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Asa deci sa traiasca remake-urile si sa avem sansa de a vedea niste jeguri de filme refacute ca horror-uri:

Prima caramida zboara spre Memoriile unei gheishe. Plastic ordinar cu multiple flatulatii de arta.
Ar putea fi slavat si printr-o interventie minima: la final apare Lucy Liu, cu un mini-kimono mov si-l eviscereaza, de la gat in jos pe Rob Marshall. Dupa care apare si Uma Thurman în costumul de la Bruce Lee si il taie longitudinal in doua pe Ron Marshall.
O alta turnura a povestii: Zhang Ziyi este o varcolaca insetata de sange menstrual si de aceea sta intro casa de gheishe. Totul pana cand americanii bombardeaza hiroshima si creeaza un mega-karcalac care vine si o mananca. The end.
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Old 28 Oct 2006, 00:34   #2
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dupa care mutam filmul la Al mai prost horror
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