Bored Of The Rings

[Mifune]

Galadriel: Follow me you will! Check this thing out! Frodo: Whoa...what is it?
Galadriel: It’s a mirror that you pour water into and it
basically tells you that you’re gonna die!
Frodo: Let me see!

:lol: :lol: :lol: genial!

Haldir: Take you to her i will! Aragorn (confused – looking around) Elf captain around there: Too much TV...

La fel de amuzanta intra si fza cu palantirul. :lol:

Gimli: AHEM!! But not to worry...I got an elf-safety merit badge when I was a wee Dwarf Scout.

Sam: I made a promise Mr. Frodo, a promise: Don’t you leave him Sam Wise Gamgee! – and i don’t mean to...I was watching you take a shower... uh! ... just to make sure ... is that ok with you?!!
Frodo: My dear Sam – this is why your part in this tale is not over!

Influentze din partea a3a. :lol:

[Galadriel_queen]

Yup... Frodo and Sam are soooo gay! Okay, am baut prea mult azi... inapoi la citit parodii cu mine.

[LadyEowyin]

Gandy! Cam lazy in ultima vreme din ce vad. Lasa ca ma ocup eu de postat.

[Gaandalf]

Gandy! Cam lazy in ultima vreme din ce vad. Lasa ca ma ocup eu de postat.

deci chiar mi-e lene :sleep:

[Sm�agol-Gollum]

come on guys!! cand apare urmatoarea parte??

[Gaandalf]

come on guys!! cand apare urmatoarea parte??

azi sau maine... in nici un caz poimaine!

[Gaandalf]

Shi cu asta incheiem ciclu Gay Parade a.k.a The Fellowship Of the Ring.

Meanwhile – we hear Saruman talking to a huge crowd:

Saruman: It is true what you have heard. As we speak a pack of 4 hobbits an elf, a dwarf and 2 men are about to exit Lothlorien. The first Uruk to catch a Hobbit gets a free mudbath!
Uruks: YYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHH BABY!
Saruman: And no eating the Halflings!! I want them alive & unspoiled to have my way with them...but not the way you think!! Man this script is loaded with crap...
Lots of Uruk-Hai Running Like Crazy Screaming:
“MUDBATH, MUDBATH”...

The Great River Aduin: MANY NICE NEW ZEALAND RIVER SHOTS
Gimli: I can’t believe I got hair...hair! How am I supposed to
have fun with hair?! That elf-bitch is gross!
Aragorn: Gimli!...I’m trying to concentrate. Look at the Argonath!
The Argonath: Stop! In the Name of Love! Or you will al die!
Narrator: The Argonath are apparently ignored.

Legolas: We need to stop so Boromir can attack Frodo and so that Gimli can rest! Ha-ha-ha!
Gimli : You fairy bitch ! Pay no heed to that young hobbit! Oh wait I’m in the boat with pointy ear … female wanna be. My line is on the shore of the river.
Frodo to himself: That’s it … I’m ringbearer part of the gay fellowship no-more.

Sam: Where’s Frodo? Where’s Boromir? Where’s my chocolate
Lembas?!
The One Ring: Psst. Hey Boromir! C’mere!
Boromir: Hey, Frodo. What’s up? I was meaning to ask you …

Narrator: Boromir tackles Frodo. Frodo uses the RING to escape.
FRODO runs like hell through the FREAKY-DEAKY world of DARKNESS. The giant ass vagina covered in flames makes him fall. Aragorn somehow manages to show up.

Narrator: and then we find out that Frodo left the fellowship cuz the ring was corrupting their hearts ... example ... Legolas: A shadow & a threat has been growing in my mind ...I am in danger of becoming 2nd most beautiful in this movie and also useless to the plot.
Narrator: Nobody listens …

Legolas: There's a foul voice in the air!
Aragorn: It's yours!

Aragorn: Hey Frodo!
Frodo: AAHHH!
Aragorn: What?
Frodo: You’re going to take the Ring!!!
Aragorn: No! I’m a good guy! I’m the King!! Well...not yet. What did that moron Boromir do?
Frodo: Well I’m leaving...alone...by myself...so take care of Sam for me.
Aragorn: That’s because he’s gay. I’m not gonna get in the middle of you girlies. See y’around fuck face!
Frodo: Never mind. Orcs!

A lot of arrows shot by Legolas & awesome fighting because the Uruk-Hai find them all... are all in this scene…
(Merry and Pippin are cornered by Uruk Hai and then Boromir
comes charging in)

Boromir: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(big, somewhat heroic, yet tragic scene with Boromir which will pathetically signal the breaking of the Fellowship. An Uruk-Hai named Chunks shoots him with an arrow the size of a tree, and another, and another, and then almost another which would have splited his brains right open if Aragorn hadn’t busted in!!)

Aragorn: You know, you’re not in the books, so I’m takin’ you
out!!
Chunks: That’s the cheesiest dialogue I’ve heard so far.
Chunks, I mean Gothmog: Here aragorn Son of Rivendell bellydancer, I’ll hitt you with my cool shield, stuck you to the tree and then you can stabb me in my realy cool tanned leg.
Aragorn: Ok!
Cunks: grabs the knife full of blood and starts licking on it like a lollypop! Yummm! Goodie!
(Big fight; Chunks gets beheaded, Aragorn goes to Boromir and saves him… well sort of…)

Aragorn: YOU ARE HURT?!
Boromir: DUUUH!You like my new look? It’s bashy isn’t it? No I just have three arrows piercing me, I think I’ll manage. Oh what’s the use? I’m just jealous because you could be King and I can’t. I’m sorry I called you a skunk-faced bottom dweller although, you do need another shower...
Aragorn: Already??
Boromir: ...Yeah. I thought that here lying waiting for death would cut off my senses but dude you stink! Anyways... Remember I am with you always: my brother, my captain...my stinker, my King...well, not yet anyway.

Narrator: waiting... waiting ... waiting...!
Aragorn: Dude this is the part where you die!
Bormir: Ok! I’m Dead! (Merry and Pippin taken by happy Uruk’s expecting their mudbath)
Narrator: Boromir finally dies.
Narrator: ! Frodo is elsewhere, trying to escape alone. Sam is too paranoid and too crafty and too gay of a hobbit and manages to catch up.

Frodo: I wish this ring had never come to me...I wish I never had to do this at all!
Gandalf: ... Well if you didn’t have it someone else would and they’d probably think the same thing so there’s no use crying
about itFrodo: (looks around) Gandalf?!?!
Gandalf: No, Frodo...this is just a flashback...but go on and quit crying about the Ring!
Frodo: I guess you’re right! Gets in boat and starts to paddle while singing: “Roll Roll Roll your boats … floating down the stream … If you see an Uruk-Hai don’t forget to scream!”
Sam: FROODDDOOOO!!!
Frodo: Sam go away!
Sam: No I can’t!! I must now drown myself trying to show you that i really wanna go on in this movie!!!
Frodo: (Pulls Sam out) What’s your problem, man?
Sam: Actually hobbit but anyway… Gandalf said ‘don’t you lose him Samwise Gamgee’; and I
don’t mean to!
Sam: I couldn’t bear to leave you!

Legolas: Look! There’s Frodo and Sam!! ...Are we not following them or something???
Aragorn: No!
Gimli: Then it is all useless!!
Legolas to himself: I’m the prettiest around here .. no more competition... everyone else is dead probably even Elijah!
Aragorn: No! We’re following Merry and Pippin now.
Gimli: Then Let’s Hunt Some Orc!!
Chunks’ Head: I was wrong...That’s the cheesiest dialogue in the film!
Frodo: I hope the others are ok...
Sam: They’re probably dead-
Frodo: What??
Sam: Uhh I mean Strider’ll look after them.
Frodo: Sam...
Sam: What??
Frodo: I’m glad you’re with me.
Sam: Does this mean!!?-
Frodo: No, Sam. It means we’re just good friends...and stop looking at me like that!
Sam: As you wish! Fucking tease!
Narrator: THE MOVIE ENDS.
Audience :WHAT!? NOW?! Dumb ass movie. Paid 12 bucks 2 see it!

Narrator: And this concludes BOOK 1 ...
Audience: Hey! Mother fucker! This is fuckerd up!
Frodo: You wanna stay here for another 6 hours ?
Audience: All right … brake it up people!

We will be back with Book 2 & Book 3! I hope!

We would like to thank our Sound-guys who were fired and will not be working in the show-biz EVER AGAIN and all the best to Glorfindel who made it jail after going nutz for not making it to the BIG screen.

The nazgul are fine and in shape and are looking forward to play in the second movie as is GANDALF THE known GREY... well now he’s WHITE, a Gay White … but who cares.


to be continued - another six hour parody of The Two Towers. :lol:

[Mifune]

Minunat! Gata acum ca am citit-o de 1000 de ori, o vreau si eu intr-un fishier WORD. Nota 9,90/10.

[Sm�agol-Gollum]

da..mijto!! mi-a placut faza cu "row your boat", aia cu "my stinker" :lol: :lol: shi aia cu "sam is to much of a gay hobbit". :lol: :lol:

[Pinky]

o vreau si eu intr-un fishier WORD.

Si eu, si eu!
Good work!

[LadyEowyin]

Eu deja m-am intristat. Vreau sa ma apuc de TTT cat se poate de repede. Vreau sa rad de personajele din LOTR din nou! Soon!

[Gaandalf]

Eu deja m-am intristat. Vreau sa ma apuc de TTT cat se poate de repede. Vreau sa rad de personajele din LOTR din nou! Soon!

Let us put our heads 2gether ... Eu deja am inceput la The Two Towers. Prin toamna va fi gata dar chiar nu mai suportam. Deja avea overflood cu idei de parodie shi faze comice pe seama cele-ai de-a2a partzi.

[Sm�agol-Gollum]

Let us put our heads 2gether ... Eu deja am inceput la The Two Towers. Prin toamna va fi gata dar chiar nu mai suportam. Deja avea overflood cu idei de parodie shi faze comice pe seama cele-ai de-a2a partzi.

vrei sa spui ca inca nu este gata TTTul? eu ma gandeam ca deja aveti facute parodiile, iar acum numai le postati!! :huh: :?

[LadyEowyin]

vrei sa spui ca inca nu este gata TTTul? eu ma gandeam ca deja aveti facute parodiile, iar acum numai le postati!! :huh: :?

Noi mai avem si o chestie numita : VIATA.

[Gaandalf]

Noi mai avem si o chestie numita : VIATA.

Indeed. Ne apucam sau "plec" singur ? Vreau prin toamna sa o terminam shi sa o bagam pe forum ...

[Sm�agol-Gollum]

Noi mai avem si o chestie numita : VIATA.

ma scuzi....dar se pare ca mi-ai interpretat gresit mesajul.....eu credeam ca ati facut parodiile acum cateva luni (sau cativa ani), iar acum doar le postati pe forum....

[LadyEowyin]

ma scuzi....dar se pare ca mi-ai interpretat gresit mesajul.....eu credeam ca ati facut parodiile acum cateva luni (sau cativa ani), iar acum doar le postati pe forum....

Daca vroiam sa itzi raspund cu una peste bot iti raspundeam. DAr chiar am vorbit serios. Adica nu este chiar asa de usor saa scrii 3 parodii la 3 filme, carti de circa 30 de pagini. Mai inti scheletul, apoi pornesti cu cele mai reusite parti si incerci sa faci toata parodia "una" reusita. De scris vom scrie dar chestia este ca gandalf este anu 4 si are acum licenta shi lucrarea de licenta. Mi-a zis ca o sa se imparta. Naspa faza dar nu renunta.
Nu am vrut sa par rautacioasa.

[SarumanTheWhite]

LORD OF THE PANTS

Cititi tot postul, nu o sa regretati...

Gimli: "Then let's have his pants and be done with it."
Gandalf: "No, Saruman has no pants anymore."

Pippin: "Gandalf! Denethor has lost his mind. He's burning Faramir's pants!"

*Boromir looks out the door of Balin's tomb to see the approaching orcs"
Boromir: "They have pants."

Ugluk - "What is it. What do you smell?"
Uruk - "Man-pants!"

King of the Dead - "Those pants were broken!"
Aragorn - "They have been resewn!"

Legolas - "They're frightened. I can see it in their pants."

Galadriel - "In his heart Frodo begins to understand. The Quest, will claim his pants."

Theoden - "Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country. Hail the pant-lacking dead!"

Saruman - "So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he has found the lost pants of Gondor. He is a fool! Those threads were broken years ago! It matters not. The pants of men shall fall."

Elrond - "Our pants here are falling. Arwen's pants, are falling. Let them go. Let her take them back into Jeans West" (aussies will get that one)

Shagrat - "His pants go limp as a boned fish, and then she has her way with him! Thats how she likes to feed..."

Saruman - "Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and...... pants.”

Eomer - "Look for your friends, but do not trust to pants. They have forsaken this land"

Aragorn: “Indeed, I can avoid having my pants seen if I wish. But to leave them off entirely. That is a rare gift.”

Gandalf: It's what you do with the pants that have been given to you....

Aragorn (to Eowyn): You have some skill with pants....

Gandalf - "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early - he arrives precisely when his pants do."

Legolas - "They’re frightened. I can see it in their pants."

Sam - "You've been into Farmer Maggots pants!"

Frodo in Rivendell - "Where am I?"
Gandalf - "You are in the pants of Elrond."

Bilbo - "Grrr, what business is it of yours what I do with my own pants!?"
Gandalf - "I think you've had them on quite long enough!"

Frodo - "Go on, Sam. Ask Rosie for her pants"

Legolas - “Cashmere from Pantsland!”

Madril - "You know the laws of our country, the laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit"

Frodo - "Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?"
*No answer*

Gandalf - "You are soldiers of Gondor. No matter what comes through those pants you will stand your ground!"

Bilbo - "I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants."

Theoden - "I go into the pants of my fathers, in whose well-endowed company I shall no longer feel ashamed."

Theoden: "Get them into the pants. Saruman's arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here." The Two Towers


Treebeard: "There was a time when Saruman would walk in my pants, but now he has a mind of metal and wheels." The Two Towers

Legolas to Gandalf: "Forgive me! I mistook you for Pants!"
Gandalf: "I am Pants! Or rather Pants as they should have been!"
Aragorn: "They fell!"
*Gimli barely able to contain his excitement*
Gimli: "Oh, Gandalf!"

Gimli: "These new Pants are grungier than the old ones!"

*Wormtongue speaks erotically*
Gandalf: "Be silent! Keep your 'forked tongue' behind your Pants! I have not travelled through fire and water to trade crude moves with a limp worm!"
Wormtongue: "I told you to take the Wizard's Pants!"
Gandalf: "Come on me!
Gimli to Wormtongue: "I should stay rather still, if I were you!"

Gandalf to Theoden: "You may remember your old power better if you gripped your Pants!"

Legolas: "You would die before your Pants fell!"

Saruman: "The Horsemen took your Pants and drove your people into the hills to scratch a living off cocks! 9.gif "

Gothmog: "What of the Wizard's Pants?"
Witch King: "I will break them!"

Gandalf: "Bilbo's Pants! 111 years old, who would have believed it? They haven't aged a day!"
Bilbo: "Well come on, don't just stand there: come in! I've got some cheese here...!"

*Gandalf looks at Denethor's washing line*
Gandalf: "Where are Gondor's Pants?!"
Denethor: "The Pants of Gondor are mine and no other's!"

Pippin: "Did these Pants used to be yours?"
Faramir: "Yes, my father had them made for me when I was very little"
Pippin: "I'm a lot smaller than you were then!"

Faramir: "If I should return, think better of my Pants, Father"
Denethor: "That shall depend upon the colour of their return!"

"I see in your pants, the same fear that would take the heart of me!"

"A shadow moves in the pants..."

"Gondor has no pants... Gondor needs no pants"

"Why do you recoil, I wear no pants?"

"The world is changing. I smell it in the air. I feel it in my pants"

"The pants are tight my Lord."
"Rip them all off!"

*Boromir looking into Frodo's pants*
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing... such a little thing"

*Aragorn with no pants*
"Are you frightened?"
*Frodo looking down*
"Yes"

"Up, up, up the pants we go... and into the tunnel"

"The pants of men will fall, and all will come to darkness..."

"What do your pants tell you?"

"Fight for us.... and regain your pants."

"They had no pants in life. They have none now in death."

"Will you look into the pants?"
"What will I see?"
"Even the wisest cannot tell..."

"Give me your pants, horse-master, and I shall give you mine."

"Let them come! There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still wears pants!"

Faramir: "What did they steal from you?"

Gollum: "My Pants!"

Frodo: "Bilbo, Watch out for the Pants!"

Bilbo: "Pants! Nonsense! There hasn't been any Pants 'round here for a thousand years!"

Farmer Maggott: "Get out of my Pants!"

Pippin to Merry in Bree: "It comes in Pants?"

Aragorn: "He [Frodo] has been stabbed by a Morgul blade: he needs Elvish Pants!"

Gandalf to Elrond: "It is in Pants that we must place our trust!"
Elrond: "Pants are weak, Gandalf! I was there, 10,000 years ago, when the elasticity of Pants failed!"
*Flashback*
Elrond: "Isildur, toss into the fire!"
Isildur: "No!"

Gimli: "If anybody is asking for my Pants - which I note they're not - I say we're going in the wrong direction! We should take the Pants through Moria!"
Gandalf: "I would not take the road through Moria even if I had no other Pants!"

Frodo: "Maybe it's a riddle: what's the Elvish word for Pants?!"
Gandalf: "Mellon!"

Aragorn: "Let's hunt some Pants!"

Uruk-Hai: "I'm starving: I ain't 'ad nuffink to eat but maggotty Pants for 3 stinking days!"

Gollum: "We found it, we did: the way through the Pants!"

Aragorn: "They [Uruk-Hai] haven't come here to destroy Rohan's Pants: they've come to destroy it's people!"

"Gollum: "I'd wring their filthy little Pants!"

"All You have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given to you."

"I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the pants off me!"

"Look at my men. Their pants hang by a thread!"

"Gondor will answer!"
"Gondor? Where was Gondor when the pants fell?"

*Denethor shouts to his soldiers*
"Abandon your pants!!"

*Bilbo with no pants on*
"It is a pretty little thing..."

"How do we know Frodo is alive?"
"What do your pants tell you?"
*Gandalf looks down*
"Thats he's alive. Oh yes, he's alive"

"Frodo, I swore to protect you."
"Can you protect me from your pants?"
*Aragorn is unsure*

"Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall"

Pants? What madness drove them in there?"

"Evil is stirring in his pants"

"The pants stand upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and the pants will fall, to the ruin of all"

*Aragorn drops pants*
Gandalf - The veiling shadow that glowers in his pants takes shape. I will suffer no rival!"
*Gandalf drops pants*
Sam - Now there's an eye-opener and no mistake!"
*Sam drops pants*
Boromir - "It is a gift!"

*Arwen gives Aragon the Evenstar*
Aragorn - "You cannot give me this!"
Arwen - "It is mine to give to whom I wish... like my pants"

Frodo: "What is it?"
Gollum: "Orcses Pants! Orcses come in here sometimes!"
Frodo: "Euurggh! It's sticky!"


Gandalf to Frodo: "I'm giving you Bilbo's Pants, along with all of his...possessions!"

Treebeard - "BREAK THE PANTS! RELEASE THE RIVER!"

Aragorn - Take some rest. These pants are well protected"

Boromir - "Break off the pants! These men are thirsty"

Faramir - To enter the forbidden pants bears the penalty of death..."

Eomer - "Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants!"

Aragorn - "Open pants are upon you, whether you would risk it or not!"

Gandalf - "You must be careful, Frodo. Evil will be drawn to you from outside your pants... and I fear from within..."

Gandalf - "Pippin saw in the palantir a glimpse of the enemy's pants"

Aragorn to Eowyn - "It is but a shadow in my pants that you love. I cannot give you what you seek"

Faramir - "Since you were robbed of pants, I will do what I can their stead"

(In Elvish)
Elrond - "You give pants to Men"
Aragorn - "I keep none for myself"

egolas - "A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants"

Gimli - "The very warmth in my pants seems stolen away."

Frodo - "How do you pick up the threads of an old pants? How do you go on, when in your pants, you begin to understand... there is no going back?”

Elrond - "Your pants are cold. The pants of the Eldar are leaving you”

Frodo - "Sam, your pants cannot always be torn in two."

[th3kinslayer]

Pamflet ?!?
Cele mai parodiate opere sunt cele de foarte mare succes!