Bored Of The Rings

[M_olecula]

te scuzam...dar ce, este de aia nocturna?
ps: welcome to the forum!!

Nu esti d-aia nocturna , aseara a fost o exceptie ...bine si in alte seri ....in fine. Merci oricum pentru bun venit !!!!!!!!!!!!

[M_olecula]

Doamne ...iar am facut greseli ...acum nu mai scuza , neatentia !!!!!!!!!

[Gaandalf]

Salu ...vreau sa va spun ca am citit toate partile care le-ati lasat aici si sunt super tari..... FELICITARI Gaandalf si LadyEowYin pentru ca ati facut ceva extrem de interesant su nu numai... sunt super amuzante... cel putin la prima chiar am ras mult .... Tineti-o tot asa !!!!!!!!!!!!!

10x man! Mai urmeaza o parte dar akuma mi-e asha lene sa o mai citesc, sa mai scriu, sa mai rectific cate ceva. Am alte idei ... O sa postez pana in weekend ...

[M_olecula]

10x man! Mai urmeaza o parte dar akuma mi-e asha lene sa o mai citesc, sa mai scriu, sa mai rectific cate ceva. Am alte idei ... O sa postez pana in weekend ...

Daca o postezi pana in weekend e bine.... dar vezi sa nu te cuprinda lenea de tot si uiti de ea ca ar fii mare pacat... ati facut un lucru tare rau !!! Astept postul !!!

[Gaandalf]

Daca o postezi pana in weekend e bine.... dar vezi sa nu te cuprinda lenea de tot si uiti de ea ca ar fii mare pacat... ati facut un lucru tare rau !!! Astept postul !!!

we'll do ...

[Gaandalf]

...

(Frodo escapes before Bilbo bores him to death)
Narrator: As they leave various things are being shouted by the elves and other things lurking over there, such as "have a safe trip" and "hope you don't screw up" and "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE", from EYEBROWS!

Frodo: Mordor ? Gandalf which way is it ? Left or right?
Gandalf: Ok! Get this kid away from me. I will fuck him up good! And I ain’t afraid to do it! Punck ass biatch! YOUUUUU are taking this to SERIOUS! Punk somma bitch!

Gandalf: Aragorn! GET HIM OUTTA MY SIGHT!

Along the Misty Mountains...

Aragorn: So does anyone have a clue as to where we're going?
Sam: Mt. Doom?
Aragorn: No I mean what highway we're taking here.
Gimli: Let us go through the Mines of Moria!
Legolas: Let us shut the fuck up!
Gimli: Lembas chewer!
Legolas: Mine Mongrel!
Gimli: Fairy!
Legolas: Gnome!
Gimli: You can hardly tell your women apart from your men!
Legolas: At least our women don't have beards!
Gimli: *GASP* Take that back!
(Legolas sticks his tongue out) – Neah Neah Neah Neah Neah!
Gandalf: Gimli I would not pass through the Mines of Moria; even if you gave me five bucks.
Gimli: Ten bucks says we go anyway! HA! You can't avoid it! It's in the books!
Gandalf: Don't we have any choices?

Narrator: Dude! Gay people always die 1st … quit whining!
Gandalf: Ok!
Narrator: Good! Carry On!
Gandalf: I don’t wanna die!
Gandalf: Let us go up that impossibly snowy mountain!!
Gimli: Oh come on! You know we'll never make it-
Gandalf: I'd rather not!
Gimli: Save everyone some time and cut a good ten minutes out of the movie!
Gandalf: No! We must try.
Gimli: ...How 'bout I just meet ya in the mines?-
Gandalf: NO!
Legolas: Shut up Dwarf! Why don't you just get going and start singing that "Heigh-Ho" song your people like so much?
Gimli: I suppose you don't mind snow, elf, because all your kind are working at the North Pole!
Gandalf: Man this was a bad idea....
Gimli: I told you!
Legolas: Saruman is cursing the mountain!
Frodo: Can't you do something Gandalf?
Gandalf: Not really. White powers cancel out grey in the High Order of Wizards unless there is a 2/3 majority vote. And since I received a fine for Chanting Under the Influence I've had no magical ability whatsoever, which is why I display next to NONE in the film.
Gimli: I want my ten bucks Wizard man!
Gandalf: Oh quit your whining! We'll go to the God Damn mines!
SARUMAN: We need to create the mutant from Small Soldiers and pull down some trees to guarantee the revenge of the Ents.
Narrator: Dude! Cut your nails!

Outside the mines …

Narrator: Gimli starts saying a joke to Legolas, Merry and Pippin…after 30 minutes the joke is not over …Meanwhile Gandalf desperately tries to open the Doors of Durin…

Merry: I sooo wish those Uruk-hai hurry up and catch us!
Legolas : Amen brother! Amen!
Gimli: … and the leprechaun says : I’m mad! Hahahahaha!
Narrator: Guys just laugh! Other wise he’ll be grumpy and won’t act right!
Legolas, Merry & Pippin: hahahahahahahahaha! (clapping their hands)
Narrator: Doors still closed! Bummer!
ARAGORNwalking over) Do my ears deceive me, or were you telling that leprechaun joke, Gimli?
GIMLI: Why, yes I was.
ARAGORN: Ooh! I love that joke! Will you tell it again?

(Legolas, Merry and Pippin run off screaming. They hit into the door and it opens.)

SAM says goodbye to BILL THE PONY, world’s most underrated character.
Fight with giant squid-looking octopus-type shark- thing; dangerously silly … and lame

Narrator: Fight with giant squid-looking octopus-type shark- thing; dangerously silly … and lame. 4 days to the other side? Crap! AGAIN we must cut this story short!
Turns out, there are LOTS Of DEAD PEOPLE in MORIA…
Boromir: This is not encouraging.

The gay Parade enters Balin’s tomb …
PIPPIN: You said Bilbo told you that Sting was orc-repellant! I don’t think it’s working.
LEGOLAS: (as he expertly finishes off several sock puppets with his knitting needles) Here, let me see that. (Frodo hands him Sting. Legolas glances at it and gives it back to Frodo) Needs new batteries.
FRODO: (sighs) Go figure.

and te be be be continued ...

[Gaandalf]

Lady E .. u're up ... I'm reeally tired!

[Galadriel_queen]

Inclin sa cred k celelalte au fost mai bune decat ultima parte.

[Pinky]

Mi-au placut toate! Congrats!

[M_olecula]

Inclin sa cred k celelalte au fost mai bune decat ultima parte.

De acord cu tine !!!!!!

[LadyEowyin]

Tu o sa o faci si pe urmatoarea ca nu cred ca ajung acasa pana saptamana viitoare.

Mi-au placut toate! Congrats!

:w00t: tank you!

[Nightwane]

no no no...ati dat-o PREA in diverse...a mai scazut nivelul de entertainment. try try again...

[WraIth]

mie mi-a placut(mai ales gimli shi leg)

[Sm�agol-Gollum]

hmm...a fost destul de interesanta.. ...nu prea am ras cu lacrimi, dar a mers!!
keep up the good work! 8)

[LadyEowyin]

mie mi-a placut(mai ales gimli shi leg)

deci gandy a scris toata chestia asta ptr el. Faza cu "leprechaun joke" eu n-am inteles-o dar el a insistat. Are el totul planuit. E calculat. Prea calculat. Stie tot ce vrea si ce nu vrea in parodie.
that's gandy.

[raptor]

...nu ne place sa fim luati peste picior :lol: ...

[Gaandalf]

...nu ne place sa fim luati peste picior :lol: ...

nu te ia nimeni peste picior. Eu am facut-o pentru mine. Este "selfish" din partea mea ca am pus glume pe care le shtiu numai eu. But what can u do ? Nothing. Actually Nothing personal aginst anyone... "we made this for ussss"

[Gaandalf]

Balin’s Tomb - some dead relative of Gimli

Narrator: Ah! There’s also Gimli crying over his fallen cousin Balin! … fast forward please! Enter the cave troll, (Harry Potter flashbacks :sick: :sick: :sick: ) Frodo is stabbed with a spear. AGAIN.
Narrator: Pippin – who was drunk and barely said one word during this story or movie drops a bucket and wakes up Balrogand gives away their position.

Aragorn: Stupid short-ass ring-bearer has fallen. Our quest is over … let’s go home & rest.
Frodo: Just kidding. I did that slide-blade-between-arm-and-chest trick. Pretty funny, no? NINE PEOPLE utterly kick the asses of dozens of ORCS
Gimli: You are full of surprizes Mr Baggins. Too full! You wanna live to die another day? Stop fucking around.
Narrtor: He’s got Mithril on him … Level 3 Upgrade baby!
Balrog: you woke me up now I will kick your asses.

Narrator: surrounded by dorks the Gay Parade find themselves in a tight situation … how will our heroes get out of this one? Easy … This guy Balrog of Morgoth shows up uninvited (well actually Pippin woke him up) and all the goblins scram …

(They go to the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm. They come up to the Bridge. It is one long twisted piece of bubble gum. Legolas shoots his knitting needles at an orc, who screams, "KOWAAABUNGA!" as he falls. Legolas super-jumps over, grabs the knitting needles, and super-jumps back. He ends up in front. They all run down the stairs. Frodo reaches the cut off stairs, and nearly falls. He swings his arms trying to get his balance, but Gandalf bumps into him and Frodo falls).

GANDALF: Oops...
SAM: He still has the Ring! Mr. Frodo! Wait for me! (jumps)
PIPPIN: No! Sam has the food! Wait up Sam! (jumps)
MERRY: I'm coming too! (jumps)
GANDALF: Better go keep an eye on those Hobbits. Meet you at the bridge! (jumps)
ARAGORN: Oh... okay. Um... now what?
GIMLI: When you are unsure of what to do, it always helps to tell a joke. Lets see... oh! How 'bout this one! There is this leprechaun-
LEGOLAS: (sticks out his eyes) Gimli! You'd better stay with Gandalf. He’s too far behind (pushes Gimli)
GIMLI: (as he falls) ... and he walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and says...
BOROMIR: Ah, much better. To the bridge ?
ARAGORN: Race you there!

(Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir are nearly at the Bridge, when all of the sudden, the hobbits, Gandalf, and Gimli fall in front of them)
Legolas to himself: God Damn it! I am sooo pretty!
Aragorn: Alright!
Gandalf: No...not alright.
Huge flames come from the end of the hall…
Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: He's an old demon...I swear he'll be the death of me.
Aragorn: Gandalf – Dude! You gonna die!
Pippin: Bummer!
Boromir: RUUUUUUUUUN!
Aragorn: 1st good idea Boromir!
Gandalf: It’s no use. We will never outrun the Balrog.
Legolas: who says we have to outrun him … we’ll just outrun you … that will suffice!
Balrog overhearing Legolas: ha-ha-ha! Your ass is grass Gandy!
Gandalf: He's a Balrog...and if you all knew half as much as I did about him then we'd know more than half about it than half the population!
Sam: Was that supposed to be funny?
Merry: Wasn't that joke supposed to be at the beginning?
Pippin: Oh! I see! In the hour of his passing Grey Fool is in mood for jokes …
Aragorn: Gandalf, I suggest you keep the jokes to a minimum.
Gandalf: Well I hope you know more about humor than you do about hygiene!
Boromir: Haha!! That was a good one!
Pippin: I don't mean to interrupt anything, but that huge fire monster's coming towards us & you guys are up for stand-up comedy ?
Frodo: So we should run??
Gandalf: Yeah. That would be an option. You could stay here and die along with me …
Aragorn: You wish!
Legolas: Runing? Again? Why? I’m messing up my hair!

Narrator: They run…They get to the bridge; they all cross it except for Gandalf – he’s the one we have to let go in this story…
Gandalf: You should reconsider attempting to cross this bridge!!
Aragorn: Ahh damn! He's forgot his lines...
Gandalf: My name is Gandalf!...I...am a....Wizard!!...and I have a super-bright FLASHLIGHT ATTACHMENT!!
Balrog: RRAAAAARRRR!!
Gandalf: If...you don't...uhh...stop!.... I'll....hurt you!!
Balrog: RRRRAARRR!!
Gandalf: Uhh....HIIYYYAAAAHH!!

Balrog: Look, your lines are "You shall not pass", and all that mumbo jumbo about the secret fire, ok?! And all that whinning … that needs to stop.
Gandalf: Oh yeah, sorry.
Balrog: I can't work with this!! Bad actors, bad visual effects, and the sets are faulty as- WWAAAAHHHH!!!
1 minute of embarassing talk and a bridge collapse later…
<Both Gandalf and Balrog fall.>

Frodo: GGGAAANNNDDAAALLLFF!!!! NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sam: Oh give it a rest Mr Frodo he comes back in the sequel!
Frodo: Yeah but he actually knew where we were going!!
Legolas: Good point.
<Everybody stares for a few seconds at Gandalf literally waving everyone. They finally realize that they stopped for nothing and exit>

to be CONTINUED - BY LADY EOWYIN

[Galadriel_queen]

Nice. Faza cu Harry Potter flashbacks nu avea ce cauta acolo, dar... tu esti autorul...

[M_olecula]

A fost buna partea asta , mai buna ca precedenta... good job guys !!!!