copy-pasteuri, dadaisme & aberatii - Page 50

Cinemania · 01 Jul 2009, 19:03

parca asculti Parazitii cand citesti alea

corinka · 01 Jul 2009, 19:09

Originally Posted by bremen1980:

[url]treningul completat de freza nereuşită

Neaparat cu breton!

bremen1980 · 04 Jul 2009, 10:48

djinjis · 17 Jul 2009, 09:42

I'm Fucking Matt Damon - Jimmy Kimmel "Late Night"

part. 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd4o_...eature=related

part. 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rQNo...eature=related

part. 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNf...eature=related

part. 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9O1L...eature=related

Pitbull · 21 Jul 2009, 16:25

Originally Posted by Pitbull:

"E posibil asa ceva...? Nu e posibil!"

(Ea)
"La ora unu, sä vinä ursu-n curte?!?"

(El)
(Acum, la Stirile PRO-TV)

Nesimtitu' de urs!
(Tocmai la ora unu?!?)

Iar a venit ursu' peste unii...
"Mamä, ce-mi tremurä mâinile, sä-mi bag picioarele!"
(Acum, la Stirile PRO-TV)

(Oare, dacä-i tremurau picioarele, ar fi vrut sä-si bage mâinile?)

paul_aramis · 21 Jul 2009, 16:58

omu' cât trăieşte ... vede ceva nou!

http://entertainment.webshots.com/vi...04321694qiXQeE

redmen · 27 Jul 2009, 09:40

Quote:

Kitty Cepraga va juca rolul lui Brigitte Bardot!
Kitty va juca în filmul «Ces amours la», regizat de francezul Claude Lelouch

Cristina Cepraga a fost aleasă, de curând, să joace în filmul “Ces amours la”, filmat parţial în România, urmând să interpreteze rolul Brigitte Bardot.

Kitty Cepraga in rolul lui Bardot ? Bleah.A facut o optiune buna regizorul ?

Pitbull · 27 Jul 2009, 10:16

Depinde cum e dezvoltat personajul; mä astept sä fie un rol episodic, în care sä conteze doar asemänarea fizicä - gen secventele din "Stefan Luchian" când apar Arghezi (Florin Cälinescu - o prezentä färä text, cu replica unui ziarist: "Poate ne spune ceva si domnul Arghezi...?") sau Nicolae Grigorescu (un bätrânel ales pentru fizionomie).

Judex · 27 Jul 2009, 17:27

Daca mai zicveti ceva de Kitty va iau la omor pe toti!

Pitbull · 27 Jul 2009, 18:02

Care Kitty - proasta aia din "Dragoste pierdutä"...?

Pitbull · 27 Jul 2009, 23:42

> Circulara
>
>
>
> Ce se intampla
> cand si staff-ul de natie straina din firma invata cateva
> cuvinte romanesti!
>
> Acesta este un
> e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o
> reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e pe
> bune!)
>
>
>
> To: All Romanian
> Speaking Staff
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials
> visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is
> commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior,
> in addition to violating our policy, is highly
> unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
> staff.
>
>
> All personnel will immediately adhere to the following
> rules:
>
>
> 1. Words like 'futui', 'în pula mea',
> 'pula' and other such expressions will not be
> tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter
> how heated a discussion may become.
> 2. You will not say 'si-a bagat pula' when someone
> makes a mistake, or 's-a cacat pe el' if you see
> someone being reprehended, or 'baga-mi-as', when a
> major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of
> the verb 'se caca' and 'se fute' are utterly
> inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
> 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under
> any circumstances will be referred to as 'pula de
> om', 'cacanaru' or 'boul'.
> 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as
> 'pulalau' nor will persons who lack initiative be
> referred to as 'muiangiu'.
> 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not
> to be referred to as 'porcarii'.
> 6. Do
> not
> say 'futu-ti mata' if somebody is persistent; do
> not add 'pula mea', if a colleague is going through
> a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say 'am
> pus-o' (refer to item 2) nor 'o sa ne-o traga'
> when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
> 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
> 'du-te-n pula mea' or should you ever substitute
> "May I help you?" with, 'ce pula mea
> vrei?'.
> 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
> industrial partners 'bosorogi împutiti'.
> 9. Do not say 'ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu asta'
> when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you
> ever answer 'futu-te-n cur' when your assistance is
> required.
> 10. You should never call partner representatives as
> 'boul dracului' or 'tâmpitu' ala'.
> 11. The physical appearances of our staff is not to be
> discussed in terms such as 'pizdulica buna',
> 'futaciosu' or 'homalau lu peste'.
> 12. Last but not least, after reading
> this note, please do not say 'ma sterg la cur cu
> textul asta'. Just keep it clean and dispose of it
> properly.
>
>
>
> We appreciate your
> understanding.

Judex · 28 Jul 2009, 00:43

@Pitbull
In pula mea, n-am vazut 'Dragoste pierduta'. Iar Kittyshor nu e proasta si e o dulce.

paul_aramis · 28 Jul 2009, 01:59

dacă tot e de copy-paste ... da' cum fac un embed de la trilulilu? că prin alte părţi merge, da acilea ba.

Judex · 28 Jul 2009, 02:24

Nu-nteleeeeeeeeg.

paul_aramis · 28 Jul 2009, 02:26

nici asta nu mi-a mers. ce trebuie să bifez/debifez şi de pe unde ca să pot face embed de şi de la youtube?

Judex · 28 Jul 2009, 02:31

Yete - aci nu pupi embed.

paul_aramis · 28 Jul 2009, 02:45

da' poze de ce merge?

Judex · 28 Jul 2009, 02:48

E alta treaba. Poze merge cam peste tot. Embed mai putin. Tre sa umble Daniel la vBulletin.

redmen · 04 Aug 2009, 12:29

keepwalking · 04 Aug 2009, 12:53

@redmen,

pomana in stil romanesc.

01 Jul 2009, 19:03	#981
Cinemania Cinemaniac Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,194	parca asculti Parazitii cand citesti alea __________________ It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

04 Jul 2009, 10:48	#983
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17 Jul 2009, 09:42	#984
djinjis Guru Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: la dreapta Tatãlui Posts: 623	I'm Fucking Matt Damon - Jimmy Kimmel "Late Night" part. 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd4o_...eature=related part. 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rQNo...eature=related part. 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNf...eature=related part. 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9O1L...eature=related __________________ Era ninja. Era Kuji-kiri, si dincolo de Kuji-Kiri, era Kobudera, de care se temea pana si al sau sensei Kan-aku na ninjutsu. Era magie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD177l2DNtw

21 Jul 2009, 16:58	#986
paul_aramis Guru Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: în ţara laptelui Posts: 2,347	omu' cât trăieşte ... vede ceva nou! http://entertainment.webshots.com/vi...04321694qiXQeE __________________ "Şi voi porni. Simplu. Toţi indienii mor astfel, în hamacurile lor. Se leagănă uşurel. Când totul se sfârşeşte, înseamnă că au plecat spre o altă viaţă, mai frumoasă." Fernand Fournier-Aubry 23.11.1901 - 20.12.1972 Last edited by paul_aramis : 21 Jul 2009 at 17:12.

28 Jul 2009, 01:59	#993
paul_aramis Guru Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: în ţara laptelui Posts: 2,347	dacă tot e de copy-paste ... da' cum fac un embed de la trilulilu? că prin alte părţi merge, da acilea ba. __________________ "Şi voi porni. Simplu. Toţi indienii mor astfel, în hamacurile lor. Se leagănă uşurel. Când totul se sfârşeşte, înseamnă că au plecat spre o altă viaţă, mai frumoasă." Fernand Fournier-Aubry 23.11.1901 - 20.12.1972 Last edited by paul_aramis : 28 Jul 2009 at 02:25.

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27 Jul 2009, 10:16	#988
Pitbull Unlikely Messiah Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bucharest Posts: 16,822	Depinde cum e dezvoltat personajul; mä astept sä fie un rol episodic, în care sä conteze doar asemänarea fizicä - gen secventele din "Stefan Luchian" când apar Arghezi (Florin Cälinescu - o prezentä färä text, cu replica unui ziarist: "Poate ne spune ceva si domnul Arghezi...?") sau Nicolae Grigorescu (un bätrânel ales pentru fizionomie).

27 Jul 2009, 17:27	#989
Judex Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,986	Daca mai zicveti ceva de Kitty va iau la omor pe toti!

27 Jul 2009, 18:02	#990
Pitbull Unlikely Messiah Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bucharest Posts: 16,822	Care Kitty - proasta aia din "Dragoste pierdutä"...?

27 Jul 2009, 23:42	#991
Pitbull Unlikely Messiah Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bucharest Posts: 16,822	> Circulara > > > > Ce se intampla > cand si staff-ul de natie straina din firma invata cateva > cuvinte romanesti! > > Acesta este un > e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o > reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e pe > bune!) > > > > To: All Romanian > Speaking Staff > Subject: Improper Language Usage > > It has been brought to our attention by several officials > visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is > commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, > in addition to violating our policy, is highly > unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and > staff. > > > All personnel will immediately adhere to the following > rules: > > > 1. Words like 'futui', 'în pula mea', > 'pula' and other such expressions will not be > tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter > how heated a discussion may become. > 2. You will not say 'si-a bagat pula' when someone > makes a mistake, or 's-a cacat pe el' if you see > someone being reprehended, or 'baga-mi-as', when a > major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of > the verb 'se caca' and 'se fute' are utterly > inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment. > 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under > any circumstances will be referred to as 'pula de > om', 'cacanaru' or 'boul'. > 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as > 'pulalau' nor will persons who lack initiative be > referred to as 'muiangiu'. > 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not > to be referred to as 'porcarii'. > 6. Do > not > say 'futu-ti mata' if somebody is persistent; do > not add 'pula mea', if a colleague is going through > a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say 'am > pus-o' (refer to item 2) nor 'o sa ne-o traga' > when a matter becomes excessively complicated. > 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say > 'du-te-n pula mea' or should you ever substitute > "May I help you?" with, 'ce pula mea > vrei?'. > 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly > industrial partners 'bosorogi împutiti'. > 9. Do not say 'ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu asta' > when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you > ever answer 'futu-te-n cur' when your assistance is > required. > 10. You should never call partner representatives as > 'boul dracului' or 'tâmpitu' ala'. > 11. The physical appearances of our staff is not to be > discussed in terms such as 'pizdulica buna', > 'futaciosu' or 'homalau lu peste'. > 12. Last but not least, after reading > this note, please do not say 'ma sterg la cur cu > textul asta'. Just keep it clean and dispose of it > properly. > > > > We appreciate your > understanding.

28 Jul 2009, 00:43	#992
Judex Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,986	@Pitbull In pula mea, n-am vazut 'Dragoste pierduta'. Iar Kittyshor nu e proasta si e o dulce.

28 Jul 2009, 02:24	#994
Judex Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,986	Nu-nteleeeeeeeeg.

28 Jul 2009, 02:26	#995
paul_aramis Guru Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: în ţara laptelui Posts: 2,347	nici asta nu mi-a mers. ce trebuie să bifez/debifez şi de pe unde ca să pot face embed de şi de la youtube? __________________ "Şi voi porni. Simplu. Toţi indienii mor astfel, în hamacurile lor. Se leagănă uşurel. Când totul se sfârşeşte, înseamnă că au plecat spre o altă viaţă, mai frumoasă." Fernand Fournier-Aubry 23.11.1901 - 20.12.1972

28 Jul 2009, 02:31	#996
Judex Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,986	Yete - aci nu pupi embed.

28 Jul 2009, 02:45	#997
paul_aramis Guru Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: în ţara laptelui Posts: 2,347	da' poze de ce merge? __________________ "Şi voi porni. Simplu. Toţi indienii mor astfel, în hamacurile lor. Se leagănă uşurel. Când totul se sfârşeşte, înseamnă că au plecat spre o altă viaţă, mai frumoasă." Fernand Fournier-Aubry 23.11.1901 - 20.12.1972

28 Jul 2009, 02:48	#998
Judex Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,986	E alta treaba. Poze merge cam peste tot. Embed mai putin. Tre sa umble Daniel la vBulletin.

04 Aug 2009, 12:29	#999
redmen Old School Hollywood Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ramnicu Valcea Posts: 3,221	__________________ I had some problems with my screenplay so I bought that book .. "How to Write a Movie in 21 Days".That was a year ago. (Christopher Moltisanti)

04 Aug 2009, 12:53	#1000
keepwalking Guru Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,598	@redmen, pomana in stil romanesc.

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