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Old 08 May 2008, 14:40   #1621
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Considerând cä altii vor alege "grätar cu bere", eu aleg pastele cu vin alb si trec la urmätoarea dilemä:

Cataif sau savarinä?
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Old 08 May 2008, 14:41   #1622
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EVIDENT paste cu vin (alb sau rosu, depinde)

bai ce penali sunteti cu perversiunile alea....si cand ma gandesc ca ati sarit de fund in sus la topicul cu dama cu pornoaca, tu, Pitbull, ce dispozitional esti....
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Old 08 May 2008, 14:44   #1623
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Originally Posted by gheorghe orban si baba:
voyeurism sau exhibitionism?

voyeurism pentru barbati si exhibitionism pentru femei

scuze dar pana am trimis eu mesajul meu l`ai trimis si tu.
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Old 08 May 2008, 14:46   #1624
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Considerând cä altii vor alege "grätar cu bere", eu aleg pastele cu vin alb si trec la urmätoarea dilemä:

Cataif sau savarinä?
si cataif si savarina si toate prashturile din lume

cataif ca sa fim in joc

croatii sau sarbii?
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Old 08 May 2008, 14:46   #1625
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Originally Posted by illotempore2002:
cand ma gandesc ca ati sarit de fund in sus la topicul cu dama cu pornoaca, tu, Pitbull, ce dispozitional esti....
Dragä, diferenta dintre modul de abordare de-acolo si cel de-aici e urmätoarea:
- iesi în stradä si urli: "Doamnelor si domnisoarelor, toatä lumea chilotii jos!"
- conversatie de alov, delicat devoalând tainele doamnei/domnisoarei.

Croatii.

Sârbii sau kosovarii?
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Old 08 May 2008, 14:47   #1626
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hai casca ochii mai bine si mai sus

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Old 08 May 2008, 14:49   #1627
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Exact asta am fäcut (dupä ce-am väzut cä v-ati înghesuit fo' trei sä postati în timp ce eu scriam - cä nu mai stie lumea sä stea la coadä-n tara asta, unde-i Ceausescu de-al'dat?)
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Old 08 May 2008, 15:34   #1628
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Originally Posted by Pitbull:
Originally Posted by illotempore2002:
cand ma gandesc ca ati sarit de fund in sus la topicul cu dama cu pornoaca, tu, Pitbull, ce dispozitional esti....
Dragä, diferenta dintre modul de abordare de-acolo si cel de-aici e urmätoarea:
- iesi în stradä si urli: "Doamnelor si domnisoarelor, toatä lumea chilotii jos!"
- conversatie de alov, delicat devoalând tainele doamnei/domnisoarei.

Croatii.

Sârbii sau kosovarii?

SARBIII tu-le muma-n cur de albanezi....
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Old 08 May 2008, 18:37   #1629
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eu tin cu kosovarii (desi sint 15% sirb... deh, 'perversiunile' mele )

ps pitbull draga, probabil k nu esti la curent cu faptu k, in codu nostru penal, felatia e trecuta la 'perversiuni sexuale' (k in stirile cu violuri d la teveuri: '... a violat-o si a supus-o la perversiuni sexuale' :lol: )
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Old 08 May 2008, 18:38   #1630
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ce cod penal!

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Old 08 May 2008, 18:49   #1631
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Originally Posted by Alex Leo Serban:
eu tin cu kosovarii (desi sint 15% sirb... deh, 'perversiunile' mele )

ps pitbull draga, probabil k nu esti la curent cu faptu k, in codu nostru penal, felatia e trecuta la 'perversiuni sexuale' (k in stirile cu violuri d la teveuri: '... a violat-o si a supus-o la perversiuni sexuale' :lol: )

daca tii cu kosovarii atunci tzii si cu ungurii de la noi care vor autonomie in Transilvania....
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Old 08 May 2008, 18:58   #1632
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Oh, sorry pt o suta de post-uri unul dupa altul, dar acu mi-am adus aminte. Are cineva sau stie sa-mi recomande o istorie a balcanilor?

am fost saptamana trecuta in croatia, am trecut prin bosnia (un boboc de tzara, cum n-am mai vazut) si serbia si am tot ascultat povestile oamenilor (mai ales din croatia) si m-a captival istoria lor....
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Old 08 May 2008, 19:04   #1633
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pt k sint si p sfert ungur (!... da, asta-i situatia), ar trebui sa tin cu ei re: transilvania, nu?
ei bine, nu...
dar, sincer, nu vad asemanarea: kosovarii s-au declarat independenti, in timp c (teoretic vbind) ungurii s-ar alipi ungariei! deci sint cazuri diferite...
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Old 08 May 2008, 19:07   #1634
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Originally Posted by illotempore2002:
am tot ascultat povestile oamenilor (mai ales din croatia) si m-a captival istoria lor....
istoria balcanilor pe scurt:
croatii au inventat cravata. partizanii croati purtau la gat niste batistute ca semn distinctiv. iar modistii cand le-au vazut in poza din Paris-Match au zis: "vai tu, draga, ce cool sunt astia!!!".

ps: Hrvata e denumirea oficiala a Croatiei.
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Old 08 May 2008, 19:08   #1635
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nu niste venetici saraci lipiti pamantului (ca si ungurii cu panarama aia de campie a panoniei, o saracie) care s-au dus peste altii si apoi peste noapte le-a venit ideea sa-si revendice din tzara altora? albanezii nu s-au aciuat si ei in serbia?

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Old 08 May 2008, 19:21   #1636
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Joc alege unu', sau Cafeneaua istoricilor perversi penal?
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Old 08 May 2008, 19:27   #1637
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Da' zi tu, Pit, nu am io dreptate? Nu zic bine?

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Old 08 May 2008, 19:29   #1638
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Bine, sau räu?
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Old 08 May 2008, 23:25   #1639
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rau

ceai de tei sau ceai de menta ?
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Old 09 May 2008, 00:37   #1640
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ceai de plante?? :shock: da' ce,ai vreo boala?

vodca sau whisky?
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