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Old 11 Dec 2004, 17:29   #1
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Daca merge ca o rata, face ca o rata si arata ca o rata...

E O CONSPIRATIE A GUVERNULUI!!!!!!

iaca asa stateam eu acum in loc sa-mi invat pentru testul la relatii publice de luni la care o sa iau 2 si ma gandeam la conspiratii.
Conspiratia mea preferata este aceea conform careia nu am ajuns niciodata pe luna. Nu zic da sau ba, doar ca nu sunt asa de sigura we made it.
Anyway, aveti vreo conspiratie preferata? So many to choose from... cine l-a ucis pe JFK... SIDA a fost creat de guvernul american... Elvis nu a murit, s-a inors pe planeta lui natala.
Aveti una la care aderati sau care pur si simplu va face sa radeti?
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Old 11 Dec 2004, 18:02   #2
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Conspiratia lumii impotriva mea, ca in "truman show"
(sau poate sunt prea obsedata de filme) :?
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Old 11 Dec 2004, 20:10   #3
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Favorita mea apartine unui personaj deranjat la tartacuta si din 4 in 4 ani candidat la presdentie. Iar teoria lui ii acuza de legaturi imorale pe Rona Hartner si Emil Constantinescu Doamne ce show a fost!
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Old 11 Dec 2004, 21:20   #4
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.favorita mea?
cea in care de fapt nu exista lume.
then again,t's a short line 'tween conspiracy 'n paranoia.
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Old 11 Dec 2004, 22:23   #5
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Un Matrix, ceva?
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Old 13 Dec 2004, 11:18   #6
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.pai in matrics egzista lume.count me out.
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 05:43   #7
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Conspiratia mea preferata este aceea invatata la istorie: cum ca in vreme ce altii construiau catedrale, noi, romanii, ii aparam pe altii de turci.
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 07:20   #8
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Originally Posted by europe_east:
cum ca in vreme ce altii construiau catedrale, noi, romanii, ii aparam pe altii de turci.
Ttttt, nu-mi zice ca erau gotice catedralele... :?
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 08:09   #9
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Masterpiece conspiracy - P.O.D.
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 18:42   #10
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nu stiu daca intra si o anume "conspiratie a mintii" daca pot sa-i zic asa... lumea este o inventie a lu creeru propriu, thus keeping you away from reality (itself) :huh:
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 18:51   #11
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Originally Posted by europe_east:
cum ca in vreme ce altii construiau catedrale, noi, romanii, ii aparam pe altii de turci.
Ttttt, nu-mi zice ca erau gotice catedralele... :?

Care-i problema? Era o metafora anyway...
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 20:52   #12
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:? se vroia o glumita...
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 21:36   #13
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mi se pare cat se poate de clar
1 Nu am ajuns pe luna
cel putin nu in 1969 (parca asta era anul)
2 jfk a fost ucis de serviciile secrete americane
la fel si marilyn monroe
3 cuplul ceuasescu traieste in cuba in zona 53 (asta o stiu de la sofer de taxi)
4 evreii controleaza structurile statului american si deci conduc lumea
5 exista extraterestrii infiltrati [printre noi
singura chestie pe care nu o pot crede e cu "elvis is still alive"
pentru ca eu vreau ca el sa fi murit ca un vierme obez si drogat ce era
evident era "o glumita'
dar am o parere f proasta dsp elvis
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 22:14   #14
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Originally Posted by europe_east:
Conspiratia mea preferata este aceea invatata la istorie: cum ca in vreme ce altii construiau catedrale, noi, romanii, ii aparam pe altii de turci.

As mai adauga aici : Mihai Viteazu a fost un sfant care i-a zdrobit pe turci si pe toti cotropitorii barbari , el nu i-a tait un deget ci ambele maini lui Sinan Pasa. Turcii de rusine au falsificat istoria. Copia dupa spada data de turci lui bombonel e de fapt originalul , iar Ecaterina Teodoroiu era virgina. Si tot asa...
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Old 14 Dec 2004, 22:39   #15
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Originally Posted by nume:
iar Ecaterina Teodoroiu era virgina..
Asa si fecioara Maria
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Old 15 Dec 2004, 14:34   #16
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cuplul ceuasescu traieste in cuba in zona 53 (asta o stiu de la sofer de taxi)

:lol:

la coada la asociatia de locatari: 'ceausescu il sustine din umbra pe vadim, dar il saboteaza hotii astia'. parol!
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Old 15 Dec 2004, 15:05   #17
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1- Aterizarea pe luna din 69' conspiratzia mi se pare foarte reala ... shtitzi k era perioada aceea cu The Race to space ... Americanii aveau nevoie de cat mai multa istorie ... so they made it ... l-au filmat pe Neil cum a sarit pe ici colo pe luna...
2 - Pearl Harbour ... motiv intemeiat sa intre in razboi ...
3 - 9/11 - alt motiv sa ia petrol din Afganistan shi sa intre in Irak ...
4 - masoneria, shi candidatul manchurian - alte 2 conspiratzii preferate ...
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