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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:01   #1
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Varianta cu facutul de copii este fiabila. Va pot rezolva la un pret modic. Am si un slogan ''sclava pentru o noapte, matinala pentru o viata''.
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:04   #2
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Originally Posted by djinjis:
Varianta cu facutul de copii este fiabila

Ai un xerox? Cu ceas desteptator?
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:08   #3
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Un copiator fiabil este si Minolta. Multifunctional. Si scaneaza. Dar ceas desteptator - cucu ! De unde atata ?
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:11   #4
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Prefer multifunctional HP. Sunt modele pe care poti sa programezi si piuie cand e gata sarcina.
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:11   #5
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Originally Posted by Chambord:
Un copiator fiabil este si Minolta. Multifunctional. Si scaneaza. Dar ceas desteptator - cucu ! De unde atata ?

Poti lipi ceasul desteptator de instrumentul fiabil cu banda adeziva...
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:12   #6
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poti sa-i spui cum vrei, xerox, strung sau locomotiv moscow. sonerie n-are da merge pe vibra.
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:13   #7
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HP daa uitasem
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de cerneala

sorry, are we REALLY talking this shit here or ... it's just my beer ?!?!
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:14   #8
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Originally Posted by djinjis:
poti sa-i spui cum vrei, xerox, strung sau locomotiv moscow. sonerie n-are da merge pe vibra.

atunci ii spun ... spartak
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:15   #9
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:15   #10
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Originally Posted by djinjis:
poti sa-i spui cum vrei, xerox, strung sau locomotiv moscow. sonerie n-are da merge pe vibra.

Cum e o regula nescrisa ca gagicile gasesc nume de alint jenante m-ar tenta sa-i spun ~Smotocel~
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:17   #11
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Originally Posted by Chambord:
HP daa uitasem
bune scule
cu jet
de cerneala

Tocmai ce mi-am pus-o pe a mea în funcţiune, după ce a şomat vreo doi ani.
Zbârnâie... de însetată ce era.
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:21   #12
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E bine, inseamna ca te trezeste cand zbarnaie Totusi, foloseste-o mai des, e pacat...
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:22   #13
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Fetelor, toate 3 maine cu parintzii in cancelarie ! We don't tolerate this kinda talk in this forum
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:22   #15
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Când zbârnâie... nu dorm. Oh, şi de acum o voi folosi mult mai des, aia e clar.

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Fetelor, toate 3 maine cu parintzii in cancelarie ! We don't tolerate this kinda talk in this forum
This is ay RESPECTABLE institution !!

De vorbit nu am voie, de uitat la F1.. nu dă bine. What's wrong with this picture?

Dar de făcut.. este permis???
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:28   #16
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Suprarealism. That's what's wrong with it

PS: Iar ne-a luat windom cu preshu si ne-a mutat pe alt topic, parca suntem in vrajitorul din oz ... sau ala nu era cu presu ? nu mai stiu ...

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Dar de făcut.. este permis???
Mmm, este permis dar avetzi nevoie de legitimatzie. Sau permis de conducere a multifunctionalului Altfel ... amenda !
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:29   #17
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:30   #18
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Old 03 Mar 2010, 22:31   #19
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Originally Posted by Chambord:
Mmm, este permis dar avetzi nevoie de legitimatzie. Sau permis de conducere a multufunctionalului Altfel ... amenda !

Am legitimatie.. de presă [cam expirată ea aşa, de felul ei], dar se pune?
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