Hollywoodul vine la pachet de cele mai multe ori cu o serie de formule aplicate de scenarişti cu dârzenie, din cel puţin două motive - ca să termine de scris în timp record părţi importante din poveste şi pentru că - de vreme ce un twist a funcţiunat o dată - va merge şi a mia oară. Repetarea obsesivă a unor formule poate funcţiona şi ca lecţii subversive pentru spectatorul ce-şi lasă nesupravegheate uşile subconştientului. Repetiţia e mama învăţării, se spune, de aceea credem că aceste formule repetate la nesfârşit ne dau dreptul să alcătuim o listă a lucrurilor pe care le învăţăm din filmele americane.
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100 movie clichés that just won’t die…
by Mark Pickavance
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1. Cars are never locked, and contain the keys needed to start them.
2. A person who is about to be attacked will refuse to look in the obvious direction from where the threat will come.
3. An aircraft will fall from the sky if left unattended for 10 seconds.
4. A moving vehicle can only be stopped either with a rocket launcher or goods train.
5. London is foggy.
6. Women can run in whatever footwear they're got on.
7. The FBI always arrive by helicopter, irrespective of where they came from.
8. However threatening its predicament, the dog won't die.
9. The immediate reaction of anyone in the path of something life threatening is to stand completely still and stare at it.
10. The bad guy always has an English accent.
11. In a horror movie, if a person is advised against any action, they then do that exact thing.
12. The biggest solider will die first and the stupidest officer will usually survive.
13. Automatic weapons are useless when confronted by a pistol.
14. Stolen cars are always fully fuelled.
15. The hero must have a friend who is a social outcast.
16. Bullets fired in aircraft cause explosive decompression.
17. Young kids are always smarter than adults.
18. Summer camps are filled with the musically gifted and psychopathic.
19. Remote places of the world contain unknown giant versions of animals.
20. If a person knocks another out and takes their uniform, it will fit perfectly, irrespective of the relative size, sex or even species
21. Anything alien that turns up on our planet uninvited is invariably out to kill us all.
22. Once a horse sees a rattlesnake, it will throw the rider off in the snake's direction.
23. Dying people always live long enough to say something moving or significant.
24. Girls named after fruit are easy.
25. Zombies are deceptively rapid walkers.
26. In a group of teenagers being stalked, girls who can scream well won't die first.
27. It's easy to open the door of an aircraft while in flight.
28. A truck is almost indestructible, apart from the brakes which are incredibly fragile.
29. Any drug deal usually involves multiple fatalities.
30. Reading any book aloud usually has catastrophic consequences.
31. Mobile phones work almost anywhere unless it's important that they do.
32. People that carry guns consider ammunition to be a optional accessory.
33. If a car is shot it will explode.
34. Horses are both bullet and arrow proof.
35. When people fall from high buildings, they always look back at where they came from.
36. People pursued by the most dogged policeman or FBI agent are invariably innocent.
37. In any fight between two men, the one with the least practical weapon will win.
38. Anyone dying of a gunshot wound in a high place will fall, even if it involves getting themselves over a wall or through a doorway.
39. Abducted people always call for their father, never their mother.
40. Asking the question ‘do you think we'll get out of this?' never illicits an honest answer.
41. Two spacecraft meeting in deep space always agree what orientation is up and down before doing so.
42. A performer can spot a loved one in a crowd of 20,000 people instantly
43. A soldier carrying a personal memento of a loved one, such as a jewellery or photo, has no chance of returning alive.
44. After sex, women suddenly become coy and cover their bodies up.
45. 50% of henchmen are mute.
46. Shooting at a lock with a pistol opens it really easily.
47. All white street gangs have one black kid, but black street gangs don't reciprocate on that deal.
48. High schools always have a socially inept outcast who is secretly talented.
49. People who don't know their parentage turn out to be either very rich or aristocracy.
50. When e-mail arrives, the entire screen of the computer animates a huge envelope opening
51. Irrespective of the windowing OS in use, a computer is solely operated by using the keyboard and typing commands.
52. All expeditions must be led by an old and experienced guide with a facial scar who dies horribly before the end.
53. Giant mutant creatures always head for ‘down town' locations, presumably to shop.
54. The more people who make disparaging remarks about two people getting together, the more likely it is to happen.
55. In a two cop partnership, only one of them can be streetwise, own a cool car or have a family.
56. A theatre can only be saved from demolition by staging a musical extravaganza at very short notice.
57. Spies hide their occupation by driving the most expensive cars, eating in the top restaurants, staying in the most luxurious hotel suites and having tailored clothing.
58. When people come to say goodbye to others leaving on an aeroplane or boat, that means they're not coming back.
59. Pilots who have a pet dog suffer a 100% attrition rate.
60. Each small town in America has a bitter and twisted individual whose sporting career was cut short by an unfortunate accident.
61. Falling from the roof of a moving train is much more likely when the train crosses a high bridge with a river below.
62. A dam has only one purpose, to break.
63. Natural disasters only occur where they can cause the most damage and casualties.
64. Old men die of heart attacks, old women in their sleep.
65. All superheroes leave a ‘calling card' so others don't take credit for their work.
66. Men will do more for a woman who has divorced him than any other.
67. In any Mexican-standoff between two people with guns there is always a third person out of shot who will actually fire.
68. Given an easy opportunity to kill the hero, any villain will decline, and justify this by suggesting that they ‘might be useful' at some point. They never are.
69. Explosive decompression on a plane will cause the overhead bins to open which then are full of loose paperwork, the same thing happening in space will make your head explode.
70. All Victorian street urchins don't own shoes, but they all have a hat.
71. Staying more than a day in the wilderness will involve meeting a hungry bear.
72. People marooned on desert islands soon learn to make almost anything from bamboo.
73. All cops carry the right equipment for picking locks and have a friend who sees this is a poor light.
74. People who retire always buy a boat.
75. In a mountain climbing expedition, those scared of heights will generally be fine, but those who are confident will fall to their deaths.
76. Failing businesses are run by old people, successful ones by greedy ones.
77. Women reduced to wearing a man's shirt as a dress will always find a belt to accessorize.
78. People falling from high buildings always land on a car.
79. However hard the hero is beaten he'll always ask ‘is that the best you can do?'
80. All government agencies have computer systems where their logo is a prominent feature.
81. Native Americans always say very little and when they do speak it's to give sage-like comments.
82. All explosive devices have a handy visual timer and a sneaky redundant circuit to fool anyone trying to defuse it.
83. Grenades are always given plenty of time to explode, even if the idea is to throw them just before they go off.
84. Decisions to murder people are usually made on the golf course.
85. When the hero is confronted by 10 opponents, they agree to only attack him one or two at time.
86. When the hero destroys something in a spectacular explosion, he never watches his handiwork. He's either walking or driving away looking in the opposite direction.
87. People told to stay somewhere never do.
88. Those characters who talk about what they'll do after the movie ends never live long enough to do those things.
89. Women always have an ex-boyfriend who can fix cars.
90. Men who have been wrongly imprisoned never have anyone meet them when they're released.
91. Bank tellers always give away the location and their intent to press the panic button by glancing repeatedly at it, until the bank robber threatens them not to press it.
92. Young cops carry semi-automatic pistols, while old cops always have a pump action shotgun handy.
93. Breakfast is always cooked each morning but the husband never has time to eat it.
94. When a cop is close to solving a case, he'll be suspended from duty, which he'll ignore.
95. It's easy to knock someone unconscious using blunt force trauma or even asphyxiation without causing any permanent problems.
96. Girls given firearms to defend themselves either ‘grew up on a farm' or learn incredibly quickly when given brief training on how to aim, fire and reload.
97. All funerals are attended by the person responsible for the death, who arrives in a limo.
98. Female abductees always try to be nice to the kidnapper, and then when that doesn't work they tell them that they're boyfriend/brother/father will kill them when they arrive.
99. Underground trains are just about to leave the station when you arrive on the platform or the station is totally deserted.
100. A person waking from a nightmare will only have woken in reality about 10% of the time. Usually they're still having the nightmare.
- mi se pare un pic cam dificil de realizat, daca nu chiar imposibil, pentru ca:
1. majoritatea filmelor digerate de noi provin de la Hollywood/Bollywood, cliseele fiindu-ne servite ca tratament de lunga durata in vederea uniformizarii noastre in gandire.
2. ele dau tonul si creaza modelele peste tot, restul lumii neavand nici macar forta sa creeze clisee.
3. nu prea am vazut clisee in filmele produse in restul lumii, tocmai pentru ca restul acesta al lumii filmului evita cliseele!
Top 11 Coolest Cliches
Salutare, pai un exemplu ar putea fi situatiile incredibil de frecvente in care ca si cum nu ar avea ceva mai bun de facut, eroul cauta sa descopere ce se aude in pod. Situatiile apar inevitabil in momentele cand se ia curentul si de regula e intr-un context in care exista "on the loose" fie un vampir, diavol, obsedat, criminal in serie (sau in paralel).
Cliseul consta in faptul ca lanterna este scapata pe scari in jos in momentul in care se dovedeste ca nu e vorba de niciuna din variantele enuntate (la care speram cu totii he he he) ci o pisica, evident...NEAGRA. }:-D
@Zeno. 1)- nu şi din punctul meu de vedere; 2)- nu şi din punctul meu de vedere; 3)- când ai să vezi suficient de multe filme produse printr-alte coluţuri ale lumii ai să realizezi că există clişee în mai toate cinematografiile. :)
desi mau sunt o gramada de clisee articolul e destul de bun
- condusul in toiul noptii cu viteza atunci cand sunt deprimati
- daca ii prind ploaia, a doua zi sunt raciti cobza
- daca e racit intr-o zi, a doua zi nu mai are nimic
- vomitatul pe alte persoane
- cand cineva lesina in loc sa fie chemata salvarea, o persoana il va cara in spate pana la spital
- karaoke
- usa e mereu deschisa, oricine poate intra in casa ta
- barbatii tineri si frumosi iubesc femei in varsta
- daca ai un prieten foarte bun, acesta e indragostit de tine
- fratii se indragostesc de aceeasi fata
- toata lumea alearga (intr-un serial, pers principal alearga in fiecare episod)
- toata lumea are cancer (nu se trateaza in nici un fel, isi plang de mila iar in ultimul stadiu pleaca intr-o calatorie)
- daca esti bogat, esti nemernic
- daca esti sarac, esti un inger
- femeile adorm si se trezesc gata machiate
- daca nu vrei sa raspunzi la telefon, ii scoti bateria
- barbatii se imbata si apoi canta perfect la pian ca la un concert
- mancarea e foarte importanta; toate personajele gatesc sau mananca in asa fel incat sa-ti faca pofta (uhmm, vreau sa mananc noodels cu betisoarele; sau orez)
- indiferent cate lifturi sunt, nimeresti in acela cu persoana pe care o urasti
- fiecare are o sora/un frate pierdut demult
- toti plang mai ceva ca la inmormantare
- triunghiurile amoroase
- majoritatea personajelor lucreaza in companii mari, sunt foarte buni in ceea ce fac si sunt buni luptatori
- daca ai facut o facultate in strainatate, cu siguranta in America
- palmuirile sunt la ordinea...episoadelor
- prprietenii din copilarie se regasesc mai tarziu, se indragostesc si cand toata lumea-i fericita unul din moare...de cancer
Ar mai fi si altele...
1. Eu am spus ce se intampla de fapt, care este intentia reala insa fara efect la oamenii cu discernamant in materie de filme. Deci nu ne contrazicem la acest punct, pentru ca amandoi cred ca avem acest discernamant. Buuuun...
2. Fiind populare, atentie nu neaparat valoroase, ele au forta sa impuna aceste clisee/modele si sa faca moda. Nu ne contrazicem nici aici, pentru ca am si eu "probleme de comunicare" in ce priveste mesajele de la Hollywood, venite pe calea filmelor.
3. Uite ca sa vezi ca sunt de acord cu tine (partial) si la punctul acesta, daca doresti am sa iti fac o lista de clisee din filmele asiatice. Prin asiatice vreau sa spun other than Bollywood. Ma tem ca mi-au luat-o altii inainte si asemenea liste exista...
Facand abstractie de parerea ta despre cultura mea cinematografica din afara hollywood-ului, poate reusesti tu sa ne demonstrezi cu argumente mai clar exemplificate? Poate faci o lista si tu, de cateva (2-3) asemenea clisee? Cu ce filme sa incep? Din ce cinematografie mai exact?...
Ar mai fi punctul 4: nu vei intalni clisee in filmele valoroase, originale, de arta (cam asta voiam sa spun la punctul 3, fara a contrazice ideea ca fiecare cinematografie are cliseele ei).
Imi aduc aminte o scena din filmul The Good,the bad and the ugly:''Cand ai ocazia sa tragi,trage numai vorbi''.
@Zeno.marin a spus cam ce voriam sa spun
2. Majoritatea criminalilior in serie sunt inceti si prosti cu tuate astea , prind victime care fug cat le tine picioarele .
3. Niciodata , inaitea unei misiuni periculoasa , sa nu arati poza sotie/iubitei/mamei/ficei cuiva caci probabil vei muri ultimul
4 . Geniile criminale vor cheltui sume enorme pe capcane ultramoderne dadu-i eroul 20-30 minute pana sa-l ucida.
5. Chiar daca extraterestri vin aparent cu gand de pace ei intoteauna sunt malefici si mult mai evoluati dacat noi , mojoritatea semanand cu niste soparle .
6. Daca ti-ai batut joc de un tocilar in scoala vei fi ucis de el cand vei fi mare .
7. Oricine chiar si un copil de 10 ani poate pilota un avion de inalta tehnologie daca primeste instructiuni prin telefon.
8. In fiecare agentie de politie exista un tip/tipa ofiter cu un IQ enorm care rezolva toate cazurile detectivi si locotenenti find niste prosti.
9.Intotdeauna (exceptand filmele chinezesti) personajele negative in varsta nu stiu sa se bata .
10. O femeie sexy si slabuta , daca e agent secret, poate sa doboare un barbat urias si plin de muschi cu o lovitura de picior .
11. Nu iti face griji, chiar daca zombii nu mor la cele mai grele atacuri ei sunt doborati de cele mai simple lovituri in cap.
12.Orcare profesor de sport , la venirea unei invazii, se dovedeste a fi fost colonel de armata.
13. Niciodata sa nu arunci personajul negativ de pe o stanca saul sa-l lasi intr-o explozie el mai mult ca sigur va supravietui