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Old 30 Jun 2003, 19:18   #161
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De unde atata incrancenare, draga coleg? Noi, fanii filmului de fictiune, in primul rand al celui cu actori reali adica, acceptam ca exista si alte preferinte. Voi, fani ai desenului animat, de ce va suparati ca exista si alte preerinte si nu detineti adevarul absolut? Eu as fi fost ridicol daca as fi urlat in continuu pe un subiect de forum creat special cum ca filmul de melodrama indian ar fi suuuuper si exista numai el pe lume si contine... bla, bla, bla...Exista pe lume si alte genuri de filme. Asa cu exista pe lume si alte lucruri diferite de felul in care ne-ar place noua sa fie si nu putem decat sa le acceptam. Daca depui atatta incrancenare si incapatanare nu faci altcev decat sa te dovedesti inadaptabil si asocial si o sa cam ai de suferit in viata, tanar prieten, inca nescos prea mult prin lume. Va iubesc si va respect, fani Anime, dar nu-mi place deloc genul si e total nevaloros, un pulp al cartoon-ului, sa fim seriosi. Mai puneti mana pe carte si comparati!
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Old 30 Jun 2003, 20:31   #162
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Bine,bine...o las mai moale...as a LOTR fan. :wink: Dar EU stiu ca EU am dreptate.

Raptus regaliter! :wink: 8)
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Old 30 Jun 2003, 21:03   #163
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Poate se referea la Alex Leo Serban. Ca ala e talentat.
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Old 30 Jun 2003, 21:28   #164
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Catalin....n-am afirmat niciodata ca detin adevarul absolut sau ca reneg alte genuri de filme. Fa diferenta intre a sustine cu tarie o idee, o parere, o opinie cu a sustineo idee si a renega alte genuri. Deci aici n-a mai fost vorba de anime. Aici discutia a degenerat intr-o cearta intre opinii. Faptul ca eu am incercat sa aduc argumente, ele ne fiind primite, se pare ca n-a stimulat pe nimeni sa-mi aduca contra argumente exacte, nu din auzite sau presupuneri.

Eu ma uit la filme, dar ma plictisesc repede, pt. ca toate incep sa aiba aceeasi actiune, aceleasi cliseuri. Nu zic ca nu-mi plac sau le reneg, dar prefer sa vad un anime, pt. ca sunt un om careuia nu-i plac limitele. Adica orice film, exceptand Matrix, este limitat. Nu zic ca actorii reali nu-si dau silinta sau nu sunt buni, am destui favoriti, dar totusi au limite.

Crede-ma ca sunt scos in lume si nu sunt incrancenat, poate incapatnat, dar daca nu mi se aduc argumenet clare eu nu accept ideea altcuiva.

Deci se pare ca nu ma lasati sa plec. Aveti cumva nevoie de mine?
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Old 30 Jun 2003, 21:37   #165
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Dl.Catalin..Ce am afirmat eu nu a fost ca fan a nici unui gen ... pur si simplu m-a frapat ignorantza unora si obtuzitatea in general..mai ales faptul ca fiecare eticheteaza cum vrea si cu orice cuvinte orice lucru...care i se pare banal sau neimportant...Cei care cred ca fanii genului sunt persoane inchise intr-un coltz cu pc in fatza se inseala domnilor...Tocmai faptul ca am vazut destule si suntem plictisitzi de banalul cotidian si rutina zilnica..servici-casa-sotie-servici si ici pe colo cite o frintura de bucurie am ales fiecare cite un mod diferit de relaxare...Acest topic a fost dedicat genului Anime..corect ? ..insa unii pur si simplu crezind ca este un loc de bashcalie si dispretz ... s-au apucat sa afirme tot ce cred ei ca s-ar putea sa fie ceva in legatura cu acest subiect..indiferent daca este sau nu corect sau legat de acesta...Iar cind acestia au fost corectatzi de catre noi astia care avem ceva mai mult habar despre subiectul respectiv... ni s-au batut apropouri si ni s-au aruncat sisteme de valori pentru a observa ca noi de fapt nu stim despre ce vorbim sau cine suntem...Imi pare rau daca unii dintre membri nostri au intrecut putzin masura...dar asta a demonstrat ca nici dumneavostra nu prea suntezti departe de preistorie...si nu stitzi cu adevarat sa va impunetzi si sa argumentazti sistemul de valori pe care-l consideratzi atat de corect...
Incrincenare..in nici un caz..doar sustinere a unui punct de vedere ... poate unii au exagerat dar probabil nu au stiut sa-si controleze pornirile... dar nici dumneavostra nu sunteti un coltz de diplomatzie dupa cum se observa din perspectiva unor membri de aici...
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Old 30 Jun 2003, 21:37   #166
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Eu te inteleg, numai ca, ireparabilul s-a produs deja: inainte sa va retrageti voi in semn de protest, leonard piron a desantat pe site-ul vostru roanime.ro unde i-am vazut deja primele mesaje vitriolate. Banuiesc ca e acelasi tip-sustine aceleasi lucruri. Cred ca ar trebui sa luati masuri, inainte ca el sa contamineze cu spiritiul sau ludic lumea atat de sobra a lui Anime.
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Mda..bine zis...
Mr.Leonard...nu are nici o sansa pt ca la noi reactia este rapida si deja s-a format si cred ca va fi banned la urmatoarea postare nelalocul ei... (*)
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Old 30 Jun 2003, 23:15   #168
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Nu mai vreau sa am parte de discutii contradictorii fara argumente .Cineva care vrea sa contrazica un gen un fenomen, sau orice alceva il rog sa se documenteze exact.
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Catalin stai calm ca atat timp cat sunt eu pe forum......n-are sanse sa-l murdareasca. I-am dat deja statutul de pedepsit, dar culmea el vrea sa invate anime nu stiu de ce am eu mari retineri. Ca prima lui postare a continut cuvintele "Anime sucks"

Apok > lasa-i in pace ma. Nu le mai da adrese. Nu vor sa invete si cu asta basta. N-are sens sa-i invatam noi, ori suntem platit pt. asta? 8) Pe mine nu ma intereseaza persoanele care stiu despre anime din auzite. Pe mine ma intereseaza cele carora le plac anime-le si au la activ macar o serie
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Old 02 Jul 2003, 23:00   #170
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Nu, Apok a postat pe tema topicului dupa luuuuungi schimburi aciditati.
Death.. se linistise treaba. Sper sa ramana asa si tu inteventia ta.
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Parca nu le-am vazut postate sau linkate pe acest thread. Sunt vechi si amuzante. Anyways, daca au mai fost, sorry. Daca n-au mai fost si nu le stiti deja, atunci enjoy:

Law of Metaphysical Irregularity

The normal laws of physics do not apply.

Law of Differentiated Gravitation

Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion

In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

First Law of Temporal Mortality

'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

Second Law of Temporal Mortality

It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

Law of Dramatic Emphasis

Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

Law of Inherent Combustability

Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.

Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

Law of Phlogistatic Emission

Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

Law of Energetic Emission

There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude

The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.

First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

Law of Inexhaustability

No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)

Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

Minmei is a bimbo.

Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

Law of Demonic Consistency

Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

Law of Militaristic Unreliability

Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

Law of Tactical Unreliability

Tactical geniuses aren't....

Law of Inconsequential Undetectability

People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

Law of Americanthropomorphism

Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.

First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)

Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

Law of Mandibular Proportionality

The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

Law of Feline Mutation

Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

be female,
will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation,
and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

Law of Technological User-Benevolence

The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

Law of Melee Luminescence

Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism

All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

Law of Follicular Chroma Variability

Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

Law of Follicular Permanence

Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics

*ANY* shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

Law of Probable Attire

Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.

Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).

Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.

First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.

Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

Law of Musical Omnipotence

Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

Law of Quitupular Aggultination

Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:

The Hero/Leader
His girlfriend
His Best Friend/Rival
A Hulking Brute
A Dwarf/Kid

Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:

Extreme Coolness
Amazing intelligence
Incredible Irritation

Law of Extradimensional Capacitance

All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

Law of Hydrostatic Emission

Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

Law of Nasal Sanguination

When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

Law of Xylolaceration

Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

Law of Juvenile Omnipotence

Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia

There is no Law #43.

Law of Nominative Clamovocation

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

Law of Flimsy Incognition

Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

A se observa cat de bine se aplica si in "Matrix" (si in filmele cu Van Damme, for that matter). 8)

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Old 04 Jul 2003, 10:08   #172
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Asta e un fel de umor pentru ingineri, bag seama.
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Old 04 Jul 2003, 11:58   #173
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Nu, e pentru cei cu IQ peste 100, care stiu o boaba de engleza si care au vazut multe anime-uri.

Pentru ca sunt generos, te las pe tine sa-ti alegi care este categoria din care nu faci parte. 8)

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Ah, apropo, desi este off-topic, trebuie sa existe si legile animatiei clasice, macar pentru comparatie:

Cartoon Laws of Physics

Cartoon Law I
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.

Cartoon Law II
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.

Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the specialty of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.

Cartoon Law IV
The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.

Cartoon Law V
All principles of gravity are negated by fear. Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

Cartoon Law VI
As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once. This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A `wacky' character has the option of self-replication only at manic high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

Cartoon Law VII
Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is ultimately a problem of art, not of science.

Cartoon Law VIII
Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify. Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Cartoon Law IX
Everything falls faster than an anvil.

Cartoon Law X
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.

bCartoon Law Amendment A
A sharp object will always propel a character upward. When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.

Cartoon Law Amendment B
The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters. Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking.

Cartoon Law Amendment C
Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.

Cartoon Law Amendment D
Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths. Their operation can be witnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop. Its feet will begin to fall first, causing its legs to stretch. As the wave reaches its torso, that part will begin to fall, causing the neck to stretch. As the head begins to fall, tension is released and the canine will resume its regular proportions until such time as it strikes the ground.

Cartoon Law Amendment E
Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold). The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintaining a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing. Dynamite quanta are quite large (stick sized) and unstable (lit). Such quanta are attracted to psychic forces generated by feelings of distress in "cool" characters (see Amendment B, which may be a special case of this law), who are able to use said quanta to their advantage. One may imagine C-spaces where all matter and energy result from primal masses of dynamite exploding. A big bang indeed.

Din pacate, la astea iti trebuie in bibiliografie si fizica din liceu si intelegerea conceptului de 42, asa ca mi-e teama ca l-am pierdut pe catallin&co din audienta. :cry:

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Cu puterea unui feromon, inginerul loveste din nou. Inarmat cu rabdare si inconjurat de scrierile lui Stephen Hawking, editii brosurate legate de teoria g-string-urilor, si efectul Doppler, am fost gata sa citesc noi lucruri interesante legate de desene animate si electrotehnica. Din pacate, umorul inginerului Amyd este atit fractalic, cit si fracturat. Sa ma explic, pentru ca el nu intelege decit daca ii dai comunici fara background noise, pe principiul m*** in gura (unde m*** = mura).

Umorul lui este fractalic, pentru ca orice parte din glumele lui -luate de pe net, bien sur - in orice marime si forma luata, este similara in in forma cu oricare alta parte, fie ea marita sau micsorata. In alte cuvinte, glumele lui sint varieturi (mind me) pe aceeasi tema: aqueous humor. Da, am scris bine, umorul lui e la fel de solid si inchegat ca lichidul ala transparent din ochi.

Umorul lui Amyd este fracturat in ceea ce priveste lipsa lui de mobilitate si elasticitate. Uneori inclinam sa substantivizam la feminin 'umorul' si sa il transformam in 'umoarea'. Valorizat feminin si pozitiv, umorul lui Amyd este de consistenta umorilor sarate, secretata de glanda lacrimala, undeva intre ochi si pleoape.

All in all: iti vine sa te caci pe el de ris.
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Old 04 Jul 2003, 13:24   #176
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Neputinta cultivatorului de castraveti americanizati loveste din nou, amestecand fara logica - in stilul deja consacrat de non sequitur ad infinitum - biologia (unde ii apreciem gradul de informare - doar recent s-a demonstrat ca si oamenii produc si raspund la feromoni) cu fizica (unde e adevarat, e mai greu de distins intre electrotehnica si electronica, radacinile comune ale cuvintelor il pacalesc pe bietul Average Joe Blu) si cu antipatia pentru cei care ii sunt superiori (caracteristica umana absolut de inteles).

Totusi de remarcat fetisismul manifest pentru mine (tricouri - $20, cani de apa personalizate cu "Amyd loves you" - $10), pentru care nu ii sunt decat recunoscator - imi face orice inceput de zi (aici e cu o ora mai devreme) mult mai amuzant.

Auzi, nu-i asa ca te simti bine in "Fire"? 8)

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P.S.: "daca ii dai comunici"? Dificila limba romana, daramite cand e vorba sa incerci sa o manuiesti cu eleganta...
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Old 04 Jul 2003, 18:04   #177
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Amyd, tie iti plac Anime?
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Pentru raspunsul la aceasta intrebare, te invit pe prima pagina a acestui thread, in special la mesajul cu nr. 3.

Salutari,
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Old 04 Jul 2003, 18:13   #179
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Originally Posted by Amyd:
Neputinta cultivatorului de castraveti americanizati loveste din nou, amestecand fara logica - in stilul deja consacrat de non sequitur ad infinitum - biologia (unde ii apreciem gradul de informare - doar recent s-a demonstrat ca si oamenii produc si raspund la feromoni) cu fizica (unde e adevarat, e mai greu de distins intre electrotehnica si electronica, radacinile comune ale cuvintelor il pacalesc pe bietul Average Joe Blu) si cu antipatia pentru cei care ii sunt superiori (caracteristica umana absolut de inteles).


1.As I was saying, my Ars Combinatoria is beyond your grasp.
2. It is only recently that you found out about pheromones?
3. Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.
4. Bleah. Lame.

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Totusi de remarcat fetisismul manifest pentru mine (tricouri - $20, cani de apa personalizate cu "Amyd loves you" - $10), pentru care nu ii sunt decat recunoscator

That's the spirit, dearest crash test dummy. Hell. What were you thinking? You're promoted to the taboo status?

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- imi face orice inceput de zi (aici e cu o ora mai devreme) mult mai amuzant.

Fuck, man, whyncha send cinemagia a card from Germany?

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Auzi, nu-i asa ca te simti bine in "Fire"? 8)

Ba, sincer, nu la fel ca in 'Silencio'.


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P.S.: "daca ii dai comunici"? Dificila limba romana, daramite cand e vorba sa incerci sa o manuiesti cu eleganta...

Hai, ba, ingineras, lasa-ma. Stii, vreau sa fiu sincer cu tine si sa te privesc in ochi: nu ti-as raspunde atit de prompt la toate posturile tale de 2 lei dar, futu-i, tu esti exact genu' care pune botu' si, pur si simplu, nu pot sa ma abtin. Ma intelegi, sper. Mersi.

PS: Post coitum, animal triste.
(translation: dupa ce am interactionat cu Amyd, ma simt trist).
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Old 04 Jul 2003, 18:31   #180
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DE ce s-o fi chinuind bietul Ambra sa aduca attatea argumentatii, cuvinte rare si limbi straine cand e clar ca un prost tot bou ramane chiar daca se vopseste in verde si vorbeste despre anime....care nu este destul pana nu e si fudul.
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